Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Bus Situations!

Alright so this is really random but I was on the bus today thinking about what to post about today and the choice became obvious rather quickly. Here are a few situations I think everyone gets stuck in on the bus.

1. The stinky, high, dirty, drunk or whatever else hobo.
This is really funny unless your the one stuck sitting next to him.
The more you ignore the better you'll be I suppose.

2. The awkward staring person.
They're staring at you so intently your wishing they're really asleep and not just staring at you and studying your every facial feature. Avoid eye contact. And just look another way. Sometimes you may be in the most awkward sitting arrangement and end up staring at someone else like that.

3. The loud obnoxious person/people.
They talk on the phone they swear and curse and sing randomly. Leave them alone if you want to avoid a scene, but you can always opt to be the hero of the bus and tell them to knock it off.

4. When you have to sit in between two lets just say for lack of better words, abnormally large people. I personally don't mind this bus situation. Especially in the wintertime. Squished in between two "rather large" people makes for warm bus rides.

5. The wild children.
Tell them a story or something if they're that irritating. Whatever idiot brought them on the bus to begin with will be thankful.


Possibly more on this post in the future??

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